I was talking to my grandma tonight and she was full of questions about my new job. I told her I was going to Singapore and she said, “Oooooo sister, you have to be a good girl there! If you’re not they’ll whip you with a switch! And don’t steal anything. They’ll cut off your hands!”
Ok, I knew about the caning, but do they also dehanditate thieves?? If so, I’ll have to revise my plans vis a vis a world shoplifting tour!
If you know my grandma you can hear her saying “Ooooooo sister!” She’s funny funny funny funny.
“They’ll whip you with a switch!”