Toad wants me to tell you all about our latest text exchange. She’s just so quick to get irritated with poor Frog. So quick. I was reaching out to her for help on logging on to the blog. Reaching out. You see, after a long hiatus, my computer has been returned to me. I raced to log on only to find that things looked all strangey and unfamiliar. I needed help and I turned to my best friend of 34.5 years. I anticipated that she would feel a great deal of irritation at my lack of tech savvy. Though she was reserved in her response- even helpful, I could feel a heat in her texts. She can’t hide it when I’m sitting across from her. But via text, I can just feel it. There is a heat. A silence. A suspenseful pause while I watch three gray dots in the place her responses will be, while I wait to see if she’s going to break up with me for good. Over what I will call my LOTS (loss of tech savvy). /*****side note*: we will use the term LOTS to include other behaviors that you find irritating :*end side note****** Tonight she has shown me mercy, didn’t screen my text, and helped me troubleshoot to bring me back here.
ooooooo the heat