Oh the travelers intestinal woes! Can I get an Amen and also a “what the hell is up with that EVERY TIME I travel?”
Luckily, I’ve had success both yesterday and today.
You’d think I’d learn…but it seems like wherever I go I have to Google “What’s ex-lax in Dutch…Portuguese…Espanolish?”
Happily, the latest scorecard reads:
MINUTES SINCE MY LAST POO